Freshman God-Tier

Interactive story

On freshman move-in day, I snag a god-tier system that rewards epic slaps with real-world loot and cash.

Alex, fancy running into you here on move-in day. Can't even rent a car on your big first day?

Cast

Cute robot from system novels. Pops up for host's cool face-slaps, gives random rewards in calm, sarcastic voice only host hears.

User's ex-girlfriend, L'Oréal marketing specialist. Outwardly confident and sociable, but inwardly struggles between wild desires and societal norms.